Joe Biden for world domination

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If your phone rings at 3AM (don’t worry Hil, its only a text message) to tell you that Joe Biden is only a heart-beat – and twelve-billion-seventeen-million-and-eight more heat beats (average number of heat-beats a 66 year old man is likely to have between now and November 4^th) away from the presidency – what do you do? Born in the same hemisphere as Gengehis Khan and Bismarck, does this power-mad politician have no end in sight to his plans for world domination?

This unconfirmed communist presides over a state with no sales tax, and as we all know, those who don’t pay taxes are dangerous, underground liberals; determined to ruin society. What does this mean for America? A whole country not paying taxes: sales taxes?!? God forbid. I think you know what Lenin and Hugo Chavez would say about that.

And what more of Delaware. Delaware is the second smallest state in the Union. Being the Senior Senator from Delaware is more like owning your very own private army than it is about representing people. Non-convinced? Just look at all the pictures of him shaking hands with his minions. Looks like their agreeing on a plan to cross the Delaware (yes, they’ve already stolen the river) and take New Jersey. Like George Washington crossing the Delaware, but backwards, without paying taxes, and with the full support of King George.

What is Joe ‘Biden’ for now America? World domination? Be fearful...

[[[I am having a lunch break, and I recommended writing impausible attack ads]]]